More dirt on Benjamin Netanyahu

If the world's anti-Israel press is looking for some dirt on Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, I've got it. I've got some real dirt for them.

This little tidbit of news comes to you courtesy of the website, preoccupiedterritory. Believe me, this is truly dirty stuff.

Of course, this report may be fake news. Or, it may not be fake at all. What is certain is that it's about more dirt on Benjamin Netanyahu. 

Take a look (note: I've edited this dirty little story to fit my format).

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Abbas Honors Pigeon That Crapped On Netanyahu’s Motorcade

(This would have been a happy story for the Palestinian Authority, except for its unfortunate--but predictable--last sentence)

Ramallah, March 20 – Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas granted citizenship today to a rock dove that defecated on the procession of cars escorting Israeli prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu last week.

During a ceremony at the presidential compound in the Palestinian capital to pay respects to “martyrs” who died in attempting to kill Jews, Abbas also presented the pigeon with a small medal to wear around its neck as a token of the achievement, and declared that the bird would henceforth enjoy all the privileges of Palestinian citizenship.

“Pigeon, you have struck a blow for the Palestinian cause,” pronounced the president. “I hereby grant you, on behalf of the entire Palestinian people, this medal, and a diplomatic passport of the State of Palestine, to allow you passage wherever your wings take you.”

The defecation took place last Wednesday, as Netanyahu’s motorcade made its way through Jerusalem, from his official residence to the Knesset. As the procession of vehicles passed under a wire strung over Bezalel Street near Sacher Park, the two-year-old pigeon, a father of four, let loose a whitish, liquidy mass surrounding solid dark chunks. The glob of guano struck the front left fender of the lead car, and remained there for a full twenty minutes until the driver conducted his routine check of the vehicle and wiped off the offending mess...

Reporters were unable to interview the pigeon, which had been trapped, slaughtered, and eaten by Bedouin living on the outskirts of Ramallah whom the Palestinian Authority will not allow to live in any organized urban area so their plight can continue to be exploited by Palestinian propagandists to showcase the horrors of Israeli occupation. The medal was destroyed as a suspected Israeli espionage device.

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Okay, so this news flash is fake. I think. 

Let's just say this story never happened. Let's say there's an anonymous source that swears this story is fake. 

The pigeon never pooped on the Prime Minister's car. The Bedouin didn't kill the pigeon. The pigeon didn't get eaten.

Just about everything in this story looks like a fakery. There's just one possible exception to that assertion--the suspected Israeli espionage device. That might have been real. 

Nobody's saying.